"Hello Buffalo? Yeah, this is Frosty…hey, listen - I can't make it downtown for the Holiday parade Thursday 'cause…um…my car won't start...no, wait a minute, I got the ebola…yup, that's it - ebola (cough, cough). Stuck in the hospital….you know, quarantine and all. Sucks to be you!"
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Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal... Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot that day, so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away."
No wonder Frosty has a melt down! It's not the sun, it's the pills, booze, beer, and smokes? I thought the corncob pipe was empty now I have to re-think it.
Great job, nice sense of humor. Gary
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