#34 OMG

Don't shoot the messenger - I just do what I am told and this week it was go take an OMG shot.  And don't get all proud about it - you said OMG or a snicker to that effect.   A common term for the cormorant is a shag, so if there is someone you want out of your hair just tell them you were looking at pooping shag photos today and that should do the trick.  You're welcome.