#51 Worst ________ Ever

Is it a truck?  Is it a scooter?  Is it a trike?  Is it an ATV?  UTV?  Whatever the heck it is, it is the worst one ever.  While I was hiking I met this guy who has a little garden-slash-hunting compound up on a hilltop and he drives this one-seater 1950's contraption up the trails from the village below a couple times each week.  The bed isn't much bigger than a wheelbarrow and he can't drive it on roads because it only goes about 15 mph.